Brown mercury tincture. Gaseous sweaty-butt-crack and walker-tennis-balls drug through Mississippi hurricane sludge in a desperate attempt at freedom but falling obnoxiously short. Plasticine FEMA trailers in the hot sun oozing obnoxious residue, coating your lungs with the foreshadowing of despair.
In the mouth, a thin alcohol hoses muddy dretch on the gathered groupies, them thankful for whatever offering they can get, you grateful to be off-loading this cardboard dirt-nap of a liqueur on the unrequited.
I do not endorse this wine.
2010 CHATEAU DE LA GRAND GARDIOLA GSM 75/15/10 Chateauneuf du Pape Rhone France 13.5